Sunday 27 December 2015

            THE MANY LAYERS OF CHRISTMAS

       Peel back the many layers of Christmas and we find a whole
  host of rites and rituals connected to the olde agricultural calender.
  The winter solstice being the culmination of the year gone by and the
   beginning of the new. They are often called Pagan, "Paganus" pertaining
   to the  countryside, yule time meaning the wheel ! It is usually said that
   there are 12 days to Christmas but if one includes Christmas eve, which
   is the most important day/evening in, many countries, we have our
   13. There are 13 luna months in the year, in fact this december has 2 full
   moons. It was pope Gregory 13th who reformed the calender and dropped
   13th month. There are 13 ingredients in the Christmas pudding, which should be
   stirred from east to west (the path of the sun accross the skys). Later the burning
   brandy burning, sybolizes the suns heat.

     The Feast of Misrule, Saturnalia, or the feast of fools.From the latin "Festum
   fatuorum, festum stultorum". A Roman feast in honour of the god Saturn.
   The God of sown seeds. It was a great time of feasting and merry making,
   when roles were reversed and  it was presided over by the King of misrule, he
   ruled for his short term and was then slain!.

    The holly berries (female,) the mistletoe (male), symbolic of new life were
   bought into the house on Christmas eve, along with the tree, symbolic of the
   world tree. Incidently the Fly Agaric fungus appears under this fur tree. A favorite of
   raindeer and shamens. The distinctive red and white markings so much part of
   Santas outfit. The consumption of the dried fungus would bring out feelings
   of flying and euphoria.!
     Mistletoe is an interesting- nervine and narcotic. It is also known as "heal all",
   being apparently an anti cancer herb. It comes under the rule of Freya-Frigga,
   the goddess of love. It brings good luck ,love and peace. It is a parasitic plant
   and is said to hold the soul of the host plant together. Legend has it that Freyas
   son Bolder (God of summer), was killed by his brother Hoder, using an arrow
   made from mystletoe. His death brought winter. The mystletoe, heart broken
   pledged "yuletide", to kiss under the misletoe relieves the pain of loss and brings
   back the light of life. In the past enemies who met under this magical plant would
   lay down there arms, in a jesture of peace and goodwill.
     To go wassailing,(be well). Folk would go out to the trees with a wassail cup of
   mulled wine and sing to the trees, dipping in toast and blessing the trees.

     In Ireland on Christmas eve they would light the (bloc na Nollag) christmas log.
   The log from the year before was used to light the new one. It was also a time to
   remember the dead. Candles were lit in every room to bring back the sun. The
   house was white washed ready for  Christmas and decorated with holly and ivy
     on St Stephens day wren boys would go out with a holly bush dressed in ribbons,
   and a model of a wren on top singing from door to door, where they were given,
   money, cake and refreshments.

     And so to the last day of Christmas,(womens day in Ireland). The day of the three
   kings , when the children received gifts.


   

Tuesday 8 December 2015

A TUNIC OF GOLD.

     The most fasinating counter in 'Murkingdonner' (as we call it),
  is the fish counter. What a treasure trove of the deep blue.
  l always stop to inhale the smell of the sea and ponder the lives
  of the bounty displayed.

     Great mountains of molluscs. After purchasing a few kilos of the
  mussels one has the task of cleaning them! They have that funny
  beardy  bit that you have to pull of. Well this, in days of old, was
  woven into garments that shone like gold. They were very popular
  with the aristocracy,especially those of southern Europe. Indeed
  the 'Field of the cloth of gold', was an historic meeting between
  Henry Vlll  and The King of France. So called because so many of
  the nobles assembled there were wearing tunics made from the
  beards of bivalves!

     The long arm of the octopus. During courtship the male octopus
  exsposes certain particularly large suckers, making a pass at the
  female. Deep sea flashers. Then with his third arm he caresses her.
  The 'hectocotylus' arm. He then places elaborate packages of sperm
  'spermatophores' into her oviduct. This can take several hours. She
  lays about one thousand five hundred eggs, each in an oval capsule
  about the size of a grain of rice. She festoons her 'Villa', so called
  because they take up residence in rocky holes. She then attends to
  her eggs for weeks on end, cleaning them with her arms and
  blowing water over them. During this time she can fast for several
  months.

     Jumping cockles. Apparently cockles have been observed leaping
  out of the way of stalking starfish.

     There are also those fascinating freakish dwellers of the depths, the
  deep sea angler fish or deep sea devils. The females are solitary
  predators equipped with lanterns to attract their prey. The much
  smaller males attach themselves to the female after sniffing them
  out. They  parasitize themselves to her, often in the wrong place.
  Female angle fish have been found  wearing their husbands on their
  heads!

     So l walk away. How many fish stalls are there selling these
  wondrous wares? How long can Neptune cater to our appetites?
  Food for thought.
 



 
 

Friday 4 December 2015

   WHY COCKSPARROW ?

     Whilst walking in the sand dunes around Winterton, as a child. l once
  found a dead Kestrel. It was the most perfect and exotic bird of prey l had
  ever come so close to. l held it in awe and fascination. l stroked it, admired
  its colour, feathers, wings, talons and beak. l loved it and wanted to keep it.
  l didn't want to leave it behind. l begged my father to let me keep it.What
  could he do, it was going to spoil, as l didn't want to bury it! So after some
  time he came up with a plan."O K, then we will go and see old Freddie", he
  said. So we did with the little dead bird.

     Freddies place was a bungalow on the Larkman lane in Norwich. Old
  Freddie looked just like the Crow Man from Worzel Gummage. Freddie
  was a Taxidermist. I was gob smacked. His house was like a trappers
  hut. From floor to ceiling it was stuffed with every sort of animals, birds,
  beasts, reptiles, insects, fish, frogs and god knows what. l was star struck.
  Alas Freddie said that my little find was beyond repair. But he showed us
  around and made tea.That was it the dye had been cast. So we left him.

     Soon after l found a dead cocksparrow. With visions of Lazarus, l set about
  trying my hand at resurrecting the bird. By the time l had finished it and
  setting it on a twig, it had gone through quite a transformation. l could not
  be more proud but, l had compleated it. The next time I met old Freddie l
  showed off my acheivement. He was silent for awhile then laughed. "Well"
  he said, When l was a boy l tried to stuff a mole and took it to the workshop
  of a victorian taxidermist named Tom Gunn. He to had laughed but told
  Fred that because he had tried, he would take him on as an apprentice.
  So Freddie told me that he would do the same for me.

      Every Sunday from then on l would cycle up to Freds place and learn the
  art of taxidermy. I learnt many things, that a Gannets nostrils are inside their
  beak, so that the water doesn't go up their noses while diving. That foxes have
  a bone in their doo daar and never cut through the musk glands of a stoat. l
  learnt how to skin rats, rabbits, owls, fish and much more. How to get old body
  out, how to put the new one in.How to put eyes in and take brains out. All
  interesting stuff. I joined the Norfolk and Norwich Naturalist Society. We
  cycled around the country lanes picking up road kill. On whitch we dinned.
  l never became that accomplished at taxidermist. For ever after Fred used to
  call me his little Cocksparrow.